推销自己

男生对女生说：我是最棒的，我保证让你幸福——这是推销。

男生对女生说：我老爹有3处房子，以后都是你的——这是促销。

男生根本不对女生表白，但女生被男生的气质和风度所迷倒——这是营销。

女生不认识男生，但她的所有朋友都对那个男生夸赞不已——这是品牌。

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我没得促销——

营销的也都没有——

品牌也只有空气，看不到，闻不到，连屁都没。

没办法啦，只好做推销啦~

买我吧~

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Self Promotion

When a guy say to a girl: 

I am great, I promise you that i will love you forever

-----This is Sales

When a guy say to a girl: 

My dad has 3 houses, those houses will be your in the future

 ----- This is Promotion

When a guy do not confess to a girl, 

but that girl is totally attracted by that guy

 ---- This is Glamour

When a girl do not know a guy,

 but her friends always praise about him 

---- This is Brand

I don't have any promotion, glamour and brand.

Only I can do is sales~

Buy me >.<''